WANTED: MAN CAT

Posted by Heidi Rose | Posted in | Posted on Tuesday, November 10, 2009

PRETTY AND PETITE LADY IN SEARCH OF SEXY MAN CAT
LADY IS YOUNG AND LOVELY, WITH SOFT GRAY FUR AND SMALL FEET
NO PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE
WITH LADIES NECESSARY

PREFERABLY DOTING AND GENTLE
FERTILITY RECOMMENDED, BUT NOT REQUIRED

POSITION INCLUDES:
MATING, SNUGGLING, AND OPTIONAL MEOWING DUET

IF INTERESTED, PLEASE CONTACT HEIDI AT
WORDGARDENING@GMAIL.COM


SHMUCKS WHO WILL TREAT THE LADY BADLY NEED NOT APPLY

Comments Posted (5)

  1. OMG AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG~!

    Good luck, Lola!

  2. I MIGHT go print this and hang it on my bulletin board.. so funny..

  3. AHAHAHAHA!!!!!

  4. Lola is such a playa!! Haha!

  5. LOL! If she needs a BFF, my cat is really cute and cuddly.